"Teacher! The Chicken Ate my Homework!"

What are bantams good for?
...meat?....no
..eggs?....no
...eating your homework?...bingo!

It's strange but true, my little apartment pet bantam will NOT leave my papers alone. If I don't keep an eye on her little chicken butt every two seconds, she'll be pecking at my homework....and yess she will consume it.
 
"Hey teacher the chicken ate my homework!".....I don't think that one would go over so well.

Still, it truly baffles me. I'll throw her pieces of lettuce and vegetables...she won't touch em'. When it comes to a nice yummy sheet of toxic ink paper, chow time!.... STRANGE

Anyways, I think we all have a case of cabin fever here. Little Pidge deals with it by eating toxic ink paper, and as for me?..Well I deal with it by attempting to take runs out in the snow. Both ideas very stupid...That spring breeze I felt around Valentines Day didn't help either. It had me fantasizing about planting a garden in two feet of snow.If I didn't have about a zillion articles to write for my class, who knows, I just might have attempted it.

Please let spring come and save my sanity!